I’ve debated on sharing this, just because it’s so embarrassing and I failed as a mother on so many different levels. But….. I think it […]
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Woman Helps Man Decide What To Do With His Penis
A man wakes up in a hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, […]
Read moreThis Is Forty!!!
This is 40. 1) I cannot do the whole ‘no make up make up look’ now. I might feel like I’m a natural beauty but […]
Read moreThe Look She Gave Me When I Asked…
Well I guess you could say there is another store I will be avoiding for awhile. Went into to grab some makeup wipes took them […]
Read moreHere’s Why Facebook Annoys Me
Facebook piss offs: 1) Men pouting in photos, girls look ridiculous enough, but lads….fucking stop it. 2) Girls with Ming from Flash Gordon eyebrows. Eyebrows […]
Read moreHow To Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket
A rookie police officer pulled me over for speeding and had the following exchange: • Officer: May I see your driver’s license? • Me: I […]
Read moreWoman Banned From Buses For A Very Weird Reason
WOMAN BANNED FOR LIFE ON BRADFORD BUSES A woman has received a lifetime ban from a Bradford bus company after repeatedly breaking wind in their […]
Read moreToday I Licked My Childs Butt Ice Cream
Y’ALL!!!! I am DONE with these kids!! I learned a hard lesson today…one I wasn’t prepared for and I feel like I’ve been through a […]
Read moreMan Explains His Toilet Trouble
Last night, I had a near death experience. No, it didn’t involve a gun (although I’d rather get shot again than go through this). Until […]
Read moreTrue Story From A Blonde Mum
True story from a blonde Mum. In a hurry, no time for full shower b4 going out but as its really only the hair that […]
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