A nun teaching religion was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven….. which part […]
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I Was A Kick Butt Mother And Then This Happened
So, I was a kick butt mother this morning. My doctor upped my medicine last week and I’ve been feeling goooood. No more out-of-control, fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants […]
Read moreSting Zing-Read The Label First
Honestly I’ve tried to write this so many times Guys I’m crying. Fucking CRYing We got given samples in line at like 6 this morning […]
Read moreDear Sainsburys Your Embarrassing Me
Dear Sainsbury’s, I just wanted to tell you the trouble I have had with your nappies. Firstly, your nappies have been brilliant, I have had […]
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Read moreStarbucks We Need To Talk These Need A Warning Label
Starbucks, we need to have a f*cking talk. Whoever invented these things needs to go to f*cking prison for not supplying a warning label. I […]
Read moreThe Differences Between A Mum Lie In And A Dads
Mummy and Daddy take it in turns to have a lie in at the weekends. We are each allocated one day to have an extra […]
Read moreWhat It’s Like To Be British
What it’s like to be British • Worrying you’ve accidentally packed 3 kilos of cocaine and a dead goat as you stroll through “Nothing to […]
Read moreDo People Ever Really Change
So I don’t usually air my dirty laundry but.. i need input -> So, we have been together for a while now. I love him, […]
Read moreThe Police Tried To Save Me From My Mini Abuser
Police officer: Hi madam, we called around because we were concerned you’ve had a break-in.. are you ok? Me: Yes, I’m fine? Officer: it’s just […]
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