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The Worst Surprise Of My Life
During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see […]
Read moreSavage Mouse Attack On Man
So after our landlord getting someone out to do work to the house to stop mice getting in, we have been terrorized by one for […]
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Read moreHow I Met My Son-In-Law.. Funny Story
Daughter’s Vibrator A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door […]
Read moreDaddy’s Asleep So From Midnight It’s Just You And I
“Daddy’s Asleep” I love your daddy, I really do, After all, without daddy, I wouldn’t have you. So from midnight till sunrise, it’s just you […]
Read moreSex Scenes On Tv Don’t Happen Like That In Real Life
When you watch sex scenes on tv. Is it me that thinks, “It does not even happen like that? ” “Is this even sex?” They […]
Read moreI Never Let My Kids Eat Processed Foods
“ I Never Let my Kids eat processed Foods” Oh Piss off Paula you lying Bastard! After a week of 3 School Runs a day, […]
Read moreName A Cockroach After Your Ex And Watch It Be Eaten On Valentines Day
What good is Valentine’s Day if you don’t treat yourself, being single on Valentines day isn’t such a bad thing really? You could be like […]
Read moreA Letter To CBeebies Regarding Bedtime Hour
RE: ‘BEDTIME HOUR’ Dear CBeebies, I am writing to complain about ‘Bedtime Hour’. Since becoming a parent I have very much enjoyed your programming. I […]
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