Bras for c-cups and under: Hello princess, let me kiss your nipples with a hint of lace, while enrobing your breasts in fine silk, gently […]
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Awkward British Problems
AWKWARD BRITISH PROBLEMS: 🇬🇧Staring at your phone in silent horror until the unknown number stops ringing 🇬🇧Hearing a recording of your own voice and deciding […]
Read moreEmbarrassing Mom Moment Of The Month
Embarrassing Mom moment of the month 😶 I have all three children with me at Walmart and the worst happened. My belly started gurgling and […]
Read moreMy Jalapeño Were A Torture Device To My Children
The other night, I was cutting up jalapeños while cooking dinner. My sour patch kids (daughter & son) are always in my shit. I can […]
Read moreName 7 Advantages Of Mother’s Milk Funny Story
BIOLOGY EXAM: This is straight from Scotland. Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages […]
Read moreI Told Him I Got Home At Midnight
The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I […]
Read moreAre You Sleeping With Your Roommate
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice […]
Read moreWhat’s Going On With Our Nursery Rhymes
WHAT’S GOING ON WITH OUR NURSERY RHYMES 🤭 Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are, Well actually I don’t because I’ve just […]
Read moreGhost Baby In Bed With My Son
So last night I was positive there was a ghost baby in the bed with my son. I was so freaked out, I barely slept. […]
Read moreLooking For A Way To Keep Your Kids Still…
Looking for a way to keep your kids still…. Buy them glow in the dark pjs. Tell them they have to lie really still under […]
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