Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she […]
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So This Virus Can Be Killed With Hand Soap
Not Fatual but Hilarious So we’re into our 5th month of defeating COVID-19. These words made me laugh 😂 but there’s a lot of truth […]
Read moreHe ate 12 DOSES of Ex-lax.
Oh my God, I have never laughed so fucking hard in my LIFE. So last night my husband took some Ex-lax. Then this morning, some […]
Read moreCorona Virus Is A Smart Cookie
Corona Virus is a smart cookie.😂😂😂This Corona Virus is the strangest virus I’ve ever heard of. It’s very dangerous the way it spreads. It is […]
Read moreWhat I Did When My Childs Boyfriend Dumped Her
I’ve spent the last hour or so comforting my 8yr old daughter Millie. For the last 6 plus months, Millie has had an on / […]
Read more30 THINGS THE BASTARDS NEVER TELL YOU ABOUT HOME EDUCATING YOUR CHILDREN DURING LOCKDOWN
30 THINGS THE BASTARDS NEVER TELL YOU ABOUT HOME EDUCATING YOUR CHILDREN DURING LOCKDOWN 1 For some people, this is the moment they have been […]
Read moreLockdown Letter From The Dog
LOCKDOWN LETTER FROM YOUR DOG Dear hoomans I have noticed over the past couple of weeks you have been staying in my home for extended […]
Read moreHow I Went To The ER To Retrieve My Lost Butt Plug
Saddle in partner, because this is the story of how I went to the ER to retrieve my lost butt plug out of my ass. […]
Read moreBiff And Chip On Home Schooling
This is Biff. This is Chip. This is Biff and Chip’s homework. Biff and Chip are required to write down ten examples of fronted adverbials. […]
Read moreBoris A Little Poem
I’ve written a poem. Really not trying to belittle or trivialise what is happening right now. I just wanted to get a few bits and […]
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