Sessioner Parents Don’t Know What They’ve Done To Deserve Boring Risk Adverse Nerd Of A Child – Waterford Whispers News

A MARRIED PAIR of hardened session veterans are starting to wonder if they’ve been placed under some torturous curse as punishment, which has resulted in the raring of a straight laced risk adverse nerd of a child.

“I feel I’m losing out as a parent, I’ve never known what it’s like to text or ring barking ‘where are you?’ ‘Cus Paul’s always here doing his homework, hoovering for his mam, doing the dishes,” explained father Thomas Casey, worry etched into his brow.

“The nerdy thing, he probably gets from me, I was always obsessing over a new subject but in my case it was what party houses had the best MDMA,” explained the boy’s mother, Jane Casey.

The Caseys have no fears Paul (14) is the subject of bullying, as they rightly don’t count his group of friends always trying to include him, begging the teenager to go drinking in fields with him as bullying.

“I’m jealous of parents of kids who sneak out the bedroom window and down the drain pipe, this goodie-two shoes pricks tries to break into the house at 6pm when we’ve locked the doors and told him he doesn’t have to be home until midnight,” added Jane.

“One call from the guards, one. Is that too much to ask? Fall asleep in a field after a rake of cans Paul. We’re not asking for miracles,” the parents shouted at their son as part of a futile intervention that only result in Paul spending more time in his bedroom watching geo-guessing videos on Youtube.

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