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Dear Kids I’m Sorry I Was A Jerk
Dear Kids, I’m sorry I was a jerk. I wish you knew that sometimes when the house is dark and quiet, I come in and […]
Read moreI’m The Mum Who Sits Alone At Play Places
I’m the mom who sits alone at play places, but doesn’t want to. But anxiety makes me that way. I’m the mom who won’t come […]
Read moreI Sucked Ass At Being A Mum Today
I sucked ass at being a mom today. Some days, I feel like I’m not doing a good job at this mom thing. Because it’s […]
Read moreThis Cheap Little Bag Stole My Sons Life
MDMA Cheaper than alcohol and far too easy to get hold of. It’s on every street and I’ve only just found out that most kids […]
Read moreI Will Not Be Working To Get My Body Back
“No, no, you have it wrong, I will not be working to get my body back. She was never lost. She was here, giving every […]
Read moreI Had To Make A Choice Between Being A Mum Or A…
Yesterday Molly over heard me saying that I was competing in my first track race in 6 years. She asked me why, and asked “is […]
Read moreToday I Licked My Childs Butt Ice Cream
Y’ALL!!!! I am DONE with these kids!! I learned a hard lesson today…one I wasn’t prepared for and I feel like I’ve been through a […]
Read moreToday I Didn’t Like Being A Mum I Yelled More Than I Loved
Today, I didn’t like being a mom. Today, I yelled more than I loved. Today, I cried. Today, my kids picked on each other all […]
Read moreMum Delivers Massive Baby At Home
YOU CAN DO BIG THINGS! Like push a 14 lb 7 oz baby out naturally with NO VAGINAL TEARING! 4 hours of labor, 15 mins […]
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