I Fed My Daughters Penis For Dinner

A mum took to a social media site to make a tongue in cheek confession.

The mum said:

“Oh gosh, this is hilarious 🤣🤣

“Okay so the Mum of the Year award most definitely does not go to me today.. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂🤦🏼‍♀️😂🤦🏼‍♀️Wandered into the market and Ava begged me for some “smiley face” pasta she saw. So I bought it, cooked it for the girls for lunch today..

Thought it looked a bit odd, re-looked at the bag and IT’S ONLY BLOODY PENIS PASTA😩 How could I not even realise even while cooking it?!

So my 3 year old and 7 month old are currently sat eating a bowl of dicks for their lunch. Life.🤦🏼‍♀️EDIT they did have more for lunch than just that lol!”

Full Credit goes to: Rebecca Brett

The post has since been shared over ten thousand times and many other mums confessed to the strangest things they have ever fed their children. Kelly Barnes said ” my daughter wanted jam on toast but we were out so I used strawberry flavoured lube she couldn’t tell the difference, my husband thought it was all kinds of wrong, but she was happy and i thought it was rather ingenious and quick thinking plus I totally stopped a toddler tantrum from happening at silly o’clock in the morning”. Some parents however didn’t find the penis spaghetti funny and said that it was inappropriate and they would have put it into the bin and cooked something else.

Have you ever fed your children something “inappropriate” if so please let us know in the comments.

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