When my Nana was put on hospice, the nurse asked her what her goals were. She replied that she wanted to be at my wedding. […]
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Maybe She’s A Bad Friend, Maybe It’s About Her
Maybe she’s blowing you off. Maybe she’s a bad friend. Maybe she is keeping you in her back pocket for a rainy day. It’s entirely […]
Read moreHilarious Amazon Review
I had tears rolling! 😂THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. After having […]
Read moreWhat To Do If Your Tyre Blows Out
Public safety announcementI want to share something important with you all. Today, I had a very scary and narrow escape. At 70 (ish) mph in […]
Read moreFor Days She Undressed and Stared In The Mirror
For days she undressed and stared in the mirror for a few minutes, I pretended that I did not see her, but I noticed that […]
Read moreAmazing Cucumber Cures And Tricks
FACTS OF THE DAY ….Cucumbers… I didn’t know this… and to think all these years I’ve only been making salads with the cucumbers… Cucumbers contain […]
Read moreIn The Eyes Of Society Mothers Can’t
“After having a child, I realized that in the eyes of society mothers can’t: Complain (who told you to have kids?) Cry (why are you […]
Read moreI Washed The Orange Cup Today
Before I begin, this post is not seeking sympathy. It is merely trying to shed a little light on the total weirdness and unpredictability of […]
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