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Read moreWhy Doesn’t She Just Leave
Wʜʏ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ sʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ? Because he has her so brainwashed that it’s all her fault and that she’s no good to anyone and no one […]
Read moreStop Saying At Least It Was Only Early
Please stop saying “at least it was only early” Please stop saying “it wasn’t the right time” Please stop saying “you can always try again” […]
Read moreThe Unneccassary Touch Must Stop
The “impertinent and unnecessary” touch in week 37 (or 38, or 39… 41) Nothing disgusts me more than taking advantage of the vulnerability of a […]
Read moreLooking For A Way To Keep Your Kids Still…
Looking for a way to keep your kids still…. Buy them glow in the dark pjs. Tell them they have to lie really still under […]
Read moreFacebook Mum Groups Be Like…
Facebook Mom Groups Be Like: 🤣🤦🏼🤷🏼 Mom A: “My house is on fire and my child is inside screaming. What do I do?! Picture for […]
Read moreIf You Aren’t Prepared To Roll Around In Another Person’s Faeces… Use A Condom
I’ve debated on sharing this, just because it’s so embarrassing and I failed as a mother on so many different levels. But….. I think it […]
Read moreWhy Did God Spend So Much Time On Woman
WOMAN. . . . . . . . . When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day……. An angel came by […]
Read moreThe Public Is In Desperate Need Of Guidance
So after a week away enjoying the sun and swimming with our gorgeous girl this week, it came to my attention the general public is […]
Read moreHow Your Vet Sees Euthanasia
How your vet sees euthanasia….. So, you bring me this puppy – she kisses my face, devours the cookies I offer, and our friendship starts. […]
Read moreDear Daddy A Message From Your Newborn
Dear Daddy… a message from your newborn For now, I need your deep rolling voice and strong gentle hands. I need your warm skin and […]
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