The other night, I was cutting up jalapeños while cooking dinner. My sour patch kids (daughter & son) are always in my shit. I can […]
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Ghost Sitting With My Babies
Y’all. This is the scariest thing I’ve ever experienced in my life. I was getting ready to go out. That means fixing my hair and […]
Read moreWhy Is The World Full Of Snowflakes
“It snowed last night… 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow […]
Read moreThe Differences Between A Mummy And A Daddy Lie In
Mummy and Daddy take it in turns to have a lie in at the weekends. They are each allocated one day to have an extra […]
Read morePlease, Please, Please, Don’t Drink And Drive
This photograph shows me with my beautiful children ~ Matthew 12, Lucy 10 and their little brother Peter 2. My world, my joy, my life. […]
Read moreMama Go Out And Have Some Fun
I used to be the wild girl, could have four or five drinks and be dancing like no ones watching. My feet would have been […]
Read moreYes I Have Two Kids And I Smoke Weed Daily
Yes, I have two kids. Yes, I smoke weed daily. It’s so funny to my how frowned upon marijuana is. No one looks twice when […]
Read moreThe Sigh Of Relief When No Judgement Is Given
To the mum i walked past on my way to collect my little girl from preschool. Your child was kicking off quite literally, kicking – […]
Read moreParents Beware Of This New App
Parents….I discovered tonight that my 11 year old has been posting videos of herself on an app called Likee, which is basically the same as […]
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